Had to brighten things up around here.
There’s a friend of mine that sent me a link to a YouTube video last week.
I laughed so hard upon discovering it was all performed by him.
His name is Doug and he’s a dear friend of mine from way back when
(one of the best drummers I’ve ever had the pleasure to play with as well)
He could always get me going with his impersonation of an old Jewish man (ala Billy Crystal)
Watch the video.
I’m still laughing.
If he ever gets famous, remember, you saw it here.
One of my favorite comic strips.
And yeah, it’s weird, weird, weird.
There’s a strange squid motif from time to time as well.
Maybe Rain has something to do with it. (as she says, “Friends don’t let friends play with giant squids.”)
Check out Lio (or your favorite comic) HERE
Who said ‘cheat post’?
No witty commentary.
Just a short, funny video.
If you own a cat, you’ll get it, if not, you’ll get it anyway.
I felt a need to lighten things up a bit here with something not so downtrodden.
I’m a huge fan of Christopher Walken and saw this video on Rain’s blog.
I just had to share it with you folks.
While I’m at it I’d like to offer all bloggers this very important card:
Yes, folks, it’s the Blogger Emergency ID card.
Print it out and use it.
It may come in handy someday all depending on your actual date of departure from parts unknown.
Kudos to the ingenious Moonbeam, a brilliant blogger (and a woman that has already printed out numerous copies of this ID card for her immediate family, butcher, baker and candlestick maker)
Have a bitchin’ weekend, folks.
Here in the Northeast we’re preparing for a deluge of Noah’s Ark proportions . . .
Now where the hell are the 4m Salties?
Yeah, I was a bit bored this afternoon.
Found these billboards and I gotta tell ya, they’re hilarious.
Take a peek.
I love all of them but my favorite is the very last one.
Enjoy a little bit of dribbleglass.com
And the very best for last . . .
Not a billboard but I figured I’d throw in the kitchen sink . . .
A small tip of my hat to ICHC. I’ll admit, cats are a funny lot.
I still like Stuff on my Cat better . . .
- I hate every bone in her body but mine.
- I ain’t never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few.
- If the phone don’t ring, you’ll know it’s me.
- I’ve missed you, but my aim’s improvin’.
- Wouldn’t take her to a dogfight ’cause I’m real scared she’d win.
- I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
- My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him.
- She took my ring and gave me the finger.
- She’s lookin’ better with every beer.
And the Number One bad title is . . .
It’s hard to kiss the lips at night (that chewed my ass out all day long).
A shout out to my good cigar-smoking bud, WM for the email.
You made Henry proud with this one, dude.
I’m ripping this video off from Raincoaster
who ripped it of from MasterCowfish . . .
And how can you not love a name like MasterCowfish?
Long video but funny as all hell. Hopefully you have DSL.
Raincoaster and I need to do Mojito’s very soon . . .
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the
Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out and there he was, walking
slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane
and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
“Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. What’s your name?”
“Morris Fishbein,” he replied.
“Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?”
“For about 60 years.”
“60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”
“I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars
and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man.”
“How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?”
“Like I’m talking to a fuckin’ wall.”
ps. thanks to LS for the email!
Saw an ad pasted on the wall of the train the other day for pistachios.
I laughed when I read it.
It said, (are you ready for this?)
“Don’t shoot until you see the greens of their nuts.”
What the hell were the guys in advertising smoking that day?