Nuts

Saw an ad pasted on the wall of the train the other day for pistachios.
I laughed when I read it.
It said, (are you ready for this?)

Don’t shoot until you see the greens of their nuts.”

What the hell were the guys in advertising smoking that day?

~m

12 thoughts on “Nuts

  1. LOL! That’s pretty clever. In a risque (imagine a little accent over the e) kind of way. I love pistachios.

    I automatically added the accent aigu.
    And I love the little green bastards as well.
    I don’t want to tell you just how many I can eat in one sitting.
    Try this sometime:

    *Boneless Chicken Breast
    *Pesto
    *Crushed Pistachios

    Baste the chicken in Pesto, roll in pistachios and bake. {1lb of chicken for 45 mins @375}
    Absolutely sick. I mean really sick.
    ~m

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  2. Is that supposed to be funny?

    Wait, wait, normal people’s nuts aren’t green?
    Oh shit.

    I know some guys with green nuts.
    They’re called teenagers. 😉
    Couldn’t resist, DT.
    ~m

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  3. That’s hilarious! I’ve always wanted to work in advertising. I think it would be so much fun. Of course nothing beats the ad a few years ago….”nothing beats a Hummer.” ROFL!!!

    Nothing does beat a Hummer.
    Couldn’t have said it better myself. 😉
    ~m

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  4. whatevah they were smoking, i’m sure it was green.

    now if they had said WARM nuts, well….that’s a whole nutha story.

    – naughtY vonne

    Warm nuts?
    Gotta tell ya, I really like my nuts warm.
    That does sound bad, huh? 😉
    ~m

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  5. Heh…

    That is a darn good question.

    And I have to wonder if the editors were with the blokes that came up with that.

    No idea. I just thought it was damn strange advertising.
    ~m

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