When it comes to dancing, I suck.
Period.
Ask my wife. She knows.
Oh sure, I have rhythm but I just look so frickin’ stupid.
If you want to see me dance, click on the picture above and have a laugh on me.
I still can’t seem to get the hang of the Macarena.
Oh, well…
~m
Smoke & Mirrors 
Yoikes and double yoikes….. That’s a beauty M…
I think that would technically make it a triple yoiks.
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Don’t feel bad, Michael. My husband refuses to dance, and I have a “two-step” method that has been the butt of many jokes.
Your husband sounds like a very smart man. 😉
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i love the whole turned up toes with bells on them thing you have happening there…but don’t feel too bad michael..they made fun of rudolph too and he’s a legend now 🙂
Yeah, my head is a bit too big to ever be an actual elf, much less a legend. 😉
I’d be very ‘top heavy’. The curled up toe thingy worked for me though.
I ‘elfed’ my male cat Sherlock which pissed him off royally….so he says.
I told him it was his comeuppance for killing our artificial Christmas tree.
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I’ll have to wait till I get back to work with a hi-speed connection to see this. And I don’t think it will be tomorrow. I’m going to the doctor – try to find out why I’ve had 102 fever for four days. (Sympathy will be appreciated.)
Ouch. 102?
Get thee to an M.D.
Then onto a tepid bath.
Feel better, sleep and drink plenty of water/tea.
Timing is everything, ain’t it?
Sheesh…
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That’s hysterical, I love it…thanks for the laugh!
Did you ‘Elf’ yourself, Matty?
It’s really a blast. Had me laughing for hours.
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That’s hilarious!! Looks like you’ve got plenty o’rhythm for a white guy!! Remember the saying “Dance like no one is watching (and laughing.)”
I want to see Carnealian dance… 😉
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OH MY GOD…
what a pissa!
Love the moves Michael 🙂
Kelly
Yeah, I’m hip.
For an elf. 😉
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Okay now, don’t laugh but…my reaction to this is like your reaction to garden gnomes. It kinda creeped me out. LOL – especially with your head on it. Yoiks!
WC
You make me laugh.
And that’s a very good thing…
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Reminiscent of Gene, Gene, The Dancing Machine.
Oh, God.
For a minute there I thought you were talking about ‘THE’ Gene from my “Crap” post snafu…
Lovin’ the machine.
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Nick will only dance to ‘standards and classics’. Otherwise, I’m all alone to shake my groove thang.
Smack that bitch up…
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