Nasty Bunny

Top Ten Signs Your Easter Bunny is losing his MoJo

1. Shows up wearing the costume head and nothing else.
2. Reeks of tequila and Easter egg dye.
3. Immediately asks if he can have Easter off.
4. Refuses to hop because it aggravates his double hernia.
5. For an extra 20 bucks, parents can buy an ounce of his special “Easter grass”.
6. Only gives the kids candy after they attend his presentation on the time-share condos.
7. Keeps muttering something about “infidels” and “jihad”.
8. Costume is made from animal skin he scraped off the interstate.
9. Habitually licks and grooms himself.
10. The enormous ears? Steroids.

Wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter.
You are all in my prayers, whether you celebrate Easter or not…
See you all next week.
And I love hard-boiled eggs.
Oui, je suis tres content. (Hannah’s Genious Here)
I’m outta here!
Gotta hide some ovals . . .

~m