Tuesdays with Mitch

 

“On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go.
On a banana, it’s just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where’d you get that banana?”
~Mitch Hedberg

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5 thoughts on “Tuesdays with Mitch

  1. Somehow it reminds me of the old adage, ‘Some folks see the glass as half full, some see it as half empty. I just wonder who the hell stole half my water.’

    A perfect comment and observation. 😉
    ~m

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  2. That’s a great quote! I love it. 😆

    I agree with the last comment; I’d like to know who stole half of my glass of water, too.

    ~Kelsey

    Hedberg was amazing.
    ~m

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  3. Well I don’t know who this Mitch is – but red bananas are amazing. You should try one.
    WC

    Hedberg was a really strange comedian.
    He had moments of absolute brilliance.
    Another comedian gone too soon.
    ~m

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  4. Michael, where are you?
    Gerry has a cute little birthday song over at his place…
    Days like today, it’d be nice to be able to take a little nap on the way home. But I have to drive.
    Get the lead out of your a.. okay?

    I’m right here, Lolly!
    The lead is out. See? 😉
    ~m

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