Does anyone have a yummy recipe for Placenta Cacciatore Stroganoff and meatballs?
Oh, that's right, I have to contact Tom Cruise; the Afterbirth King.
I think Tom has been probed by an alien from the planet Uranus.
They must have damn long fingers because it's obvious his brain has been severely compromised.
I say, put him on a spaceship with Russell Crowe and send them rocketing skyward.
With any luck, they'll kiss a meteor or something.
My wife's observation: Cruise is getting as strange as Michael Jackson.
Hey, maybe Michael has a few recipes…
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Smoke & Mirrors 
The whole Tom and Katie thing is just getting ridiculous isn't it? I mean how much of it is TRUE, and if it ALL is, it's a little too much info for my liking!
Yes, Kelly, it's waaaay out of control and that's just the way the National Enquirer likes it!
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I thought you were supposed to serve placenta on crackers like vienna sausages?
Maybe we should get that info straight to Tomkat… 😉
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OK, I hadn’t heard about this. BUT GROSS! I soooo hope this is just a story and not true. He used to be so normal. What the hell happened? I think I’m gonna puke…
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