For here, or to go?
Alright, a guy comes into the store several months ago and asks,
“Hey, can I try some pipe tobacco?”
I say, “Yeah, help yourself.”
He proceeds to eat, yes, eat small handfuls of 4-5 of our blends.
I shit you not. Yeah, I’m dying and no one knows but me because it’s a Sunday and I’m working alone.
“Which blend has more latakia?” He asks, while munching away.
I show him and he asks for 2oz of said blend.
I ask (and I can’t help myself), “You want that for here or to go?”
God, he looks confused.
“To go,” he says.
I’m still laughing about it . . .
~m
OMG that is just too funny!!!! He honestly didn’t GET what you said him??! That just makes it even funnier…..
Cheers, Kelly
Kelly said this on January 29, 2008 at 2:12 am |
I want to know how you kept a straight face!! i can’t believe he didn’t get it!!
i said it once before i’ll say it again…they walk among us!!
anonymum said this on January 29, 2008 at 5:05 am |
That is too funny! Some people have very weird children! lol
So now I’m wondering what kind of store you work in?
Jennifer
Winterland said this on January 29, 2008 at 10:49 am |
That was hilarious….I have no idea how you kept a straight face….I would have bust a gut. or asked if he wanted fries with that?
Matty said this on January 29, 2008 at 11:02 am |
.. and he was eating it because … ?
Red said this on January 29, 2008 at 1:03 pm |
Sooo funny!
Hours later, as he was sitting at home eating his tobacco, a light bulb probably went off over his head as he realized what you’d meant.
moonbeammcqueen said this on January 29, 2008 at 1:05 pm |
I guess all tobacco is chewing tobacco…
His mother probably did the same thing when she was pregnant with him.
thedesktop said this on January 29, 2008 at 6:12 pm |
Was he a gnome or a full sized idiot?
WC
writerchick said this on January 29, 2008 at 6:24 pm |
Not only did you hear from me, but I was the first on this post!! And I do believe on your latest one..I also think that considering you have JUST responded to my comment, we are sitting here typing at the same time from two different sides of the globe..
Hope your day is/was a good one!
Cheers ,Kelly
Kelly said this on January 29, 2008 at 9:23 pm |
…i see stupid people…
…they walk around like everyone else…
…they don’t even know they’re stupid…
LOL
whyvonne said this on January 29, 2008 at 10:14 pm |
I reckon he’s an alien who hasn’t quite figured out how the whole “chewing tobacco” thing works.
kyknoord said this on January 30, 2008 at 3:41 am |
maybe he’s trying out for the role of CHEWBACCA in the next stah wars movie?
oh god, i am so sleep-deprived….:)
whyvonne said this on January 30, 2008 at 6:37 am |
Reminds me of the time I was at Panda Express, ordering up some Chinese to go. The lady in front of me was asked “For here or to go?” by the gal behind the counter. “Uh…….both” she answered.
Both?
thruthelookingglass said this on January 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm |
He ate it??? I would have turned green! Your response was fantastic!
InterstellarLass said this on January 30, 2008 at 3:03 pm |
Ahh, the joys of Sundays at our little tobacco shop. So tell me, was it Smith’s Own. We all know how yummy that one is?
-smith
murderofravens said this on January 30, 2008 at 11:04 pm |
Oh man! That’s AWESOME!
Nice.
Yeah…
Nice, for sure.
whythulc said this on February 03, 2008 at 2:36 pm |