If women ruled the world

Girl Tools

Matching Cars

Good God, it’s true

It’s all about convenience, isn’t it?

And my personal favorite . . . (though it makes me wince)

smiles,

~m

~ by ~m on December 12, 2007.

Posted in Humor, Just For Fun, Life, Truth, women
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33 Responses to “If women ruled the world”

  1. I have to say, the manogram is a brilliant idea. Because if such a thing existed, perhaps medical science wouldn’t be quite so quick to develop any more painful and humiliating medical procedures for women. ;)
    WC

    I hear it from my wife every year regarding the complete demoralizing procedure.
    I’m very happy that she goes though.
    But somehow I just don’t like the name “manogram”.
    How about a “phlattmembrogram”?
    Oops, I think I just channeled Woody Allen.
    ~m

    writerchick said this on December 12, 2007 at 8:39 pm | Reply

  2. exactly what does the manogram do, or detect? ;)

    I’m assuming it has something to do with ball size . . . or sperm count. :mrgreen:
    ~m

    sulz said this on December 12, 2007 at 8:44 pm | Reply

  3. I agree with writerchick. The custom mouse is also cool. ;)

    Fit a bottle opener inside that puppy and you’ve got something.
    ~m

    Deborah said this on December 12, 2007 at 9:17 pm | Reply

  4. Ok, WC, so you’d rather get cancer and die slowly and painfully than go through a short X-ray? They probably would have manograms if testicular cancer was more common.

    Also, the compact mouse would render the mouse part of it useless, sending us back into the C-64 ages. Improper speedometers would cause unheard-of road accidents, which would make insurance costs skyrocket.

    I’ll have to disagree with this mass email. If women ruled the world, they wouldn’t all be mindless blonde bimbos, and they would probably have the common sense to not fuck it up.

    DT,
    as my good friend Patrick says, “Chillax!”.
    Take a chill pill my friend.
    And you have the audacity to mention a C-64 on my blog?!?
    Well, jiminy christmas . . . :mrgreen:
    ~m

    thedesktop said this on December 12, 2007 at 9:37 pm | Reply

  5. ROTFLMAO! Loving the how-fast-am-I-going-meter. And the tools, that’s hot. I hate those shoes with wooden soles, I guess that’s the only thing they’re good for!


    Glad I could make Tweety ROTFLMAO . . .
    Thanks for stopping by.
    ~m

    Tweety said this on December 13, 2007 at 2:17 am | Reply

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    If Women Ruled the World « Tweetyville said this on December 13, 2007 at 2:33 am | Reply

  7. I have to admit the manogram was quite amusing.


    It seems to be very popular amongst the ladies.
    Go figger . . .
    ~m

    cathryn101 said this on December 13, 2007 at 3:43 am | Reply

  8. what annie said!
    LMFAO…i’m lovin’ that!!

    Annie pretty much said it all.
    Smart woman.
    ~m

    anonymum said this on December 13, 2007 at 5:23 am | Reply

  9. very funny!! nice post

    RK

    Tanks, RK.
    ~m

    RK said this on December 13, 2007 at 6:21 am | Reply

  10. and i meant to ask…what makes you think women DON’T rule the world?
    other than the manogram that is??
    :wink:

    If they ruled the world, toilet seats worldwide would be welded in the “down” position
    and men would be fitted with “splash plates” . . . :mrgreen:
    ~m

    anonymum said this on December 13, 2007 at 7:40 am | Reply

  11. That is a mistake, if women ruled the world cars would be highly decorative and electrically powered.

    Women are into the electrically powered things, ain’t they?
    ~m

    fari bradley said this on December 13, 2007 at 7:47 am | Reply

  12. Good that women do not rule the world.

    Wow. A deep thinker. :mrgreen:
    ~m

    Sivaram said this on December 13, 2007 at 8:33 am | Reply

  13. ha ha! I’m glad I fall somewhere beyond these jokes though. I’m the one that re-aligned all the drawer rail installs after Nick’s try at it resulted in wonky drawers. Then I drilled all the holes, screws, and hardware on our new cabinets. And I can use a power saw too. If I ruled the world, things would be much better. ;)

    A woman using power tools?
    You’re turning me on, Lass . . . :mrgreen:
    ~m

    InterstellarLass said this on December 13, 2007 at 11:35 am | Reply

  14. God help this country if Hillary gets the helm along with San Fran Nan as speaker of the House


    Reminds me of a joke . . .
    (check this comment later!)
    ~m

    Gerry said this on December 13, 2007 at 11:55 am | Reply

  15. I don’t use a shoe as a hammer, I use a remote control.


    You have a beautiful mind, Red. ;)
    ~m

    Red said this on December 13, 2007 at 3:45 pm | Reply

  16. If women ruled the world…does that mean cosmetics school would be up there rather than law and accounting ? ;)

    That sounds about right . . .
    Thanks for the visit, Jersey
    ~m

    Jersey said this on December 13, 2007 at 9:36 pm | Reply

  17. Hahaha, love the manogram, maybe it could tell us gay from straight :D

    Gay from Straight?
    Hmmm . . .
    ~m

    randi713 said this on December 13, 2007 at 10:36 pm | Reply

  18. After having a “bite lip” kind of day, I got a kick out of the “girl-dometer.”

    If this post helped a bit, it’s all good.
    ~m

    contrabunny said this on December 13, 2007 at 11:04 pm | Reply

  19. the manogram looks kinda kinky. we guys would probably end up humpin’ that too :)

    Maybe we all have a bit of “poodle” in us . . .
    ~m

    aniche said this on December 14, 2007 at 1:46 am | Reply

  20. that’s just hilarious!!

    aniche, lol true..true!!

    I thought it was funny as well, hence the post.
    Thanks for the visit, Betty.
    ~m

    betty said this on December 14, 2007 at 8:05 am | Reply

  21. well… I think guys go through enough checking their prostrate coz now it isn’t just for the elderly!

    Truth, babe, truth.
    ~m

    Gloriyah said this on December 14, 2007 at 1:27 pm | Reply

  22. Gostei do mouse…Boa idéia.


    WTF? Sheesh . . .
    ~m

    juliobessa said this on December 14, 2007 at 2:44 pm | Reply

  23. I thought this was pretty funny. Whoever came up with it was just having fun. Fun is good-light is good-reading into it so much -That’s bad.


    Oh, you are one smart woman.
    No wonder I married you.
    ~m

    Pam said this on December 14, 2007 at 7:12 pm | Reply

  24. What do you mean by “If” ?!!!!

    ;-)

    (Totally aligned with Anonymum here……….)

    Wiseguy. :mrgreen:
    ~m

    Spaz said this on December 17, 2007 at 6:27 pm | Reply

  25. Funny one! Yes, I have actually used a shoe as a hammer!

    Go on, girl!
    ~m

    Lynn said this on December 18, 2007 at 11:13 pm | Reply

  26. ‘mum said:

    and i meant to ask…what makes you think women DON’T rule the world?
    other than the manogram that is??

    Well, last time I checked, it’s not the man who assumes the doggy position. ;)

    Sorry, couldn’t resist.

    Nasty. :mrgreen:
    ~m

    murderofravens said this on December 19, 2007 at 12:39 am | Reply

  27. My favorite bumper sticker of all time?

    “When god made men, she was only joking”

    Not really a comment on all that really funny stuff up there, but it did make me think of it!

    Sorry it’s been so long buddy, as usual I’ve missed some great stuff. Like I said to Sarah F though, thank goodness for archives :)

    Cheers, Kelly

    Awww, Kel, it’s really nice to see a comment from you. Miss ya.
    I’m a patient man and anytime you can stop by I’ll be greatful.
    Have a blessed holiday, okay?
    Peace, kiddo
    ~m

    debambam said this on December 19, 2007 at 6:25 am | Reply

  28. eeeerm the ‘penogram’ looks kinda painful and i speak for all the dudes in this world when i say…..”NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! shall women rule the world(read that in a terrorist accent hahahaha)”


    Liking the terrorist accent (I think) :mrgreen:
    ~m

    nyagah said this on December 20, 2007 at 5:26 am | Reply

  29. Yep, that last one definitely had me cringing. Those pics are pretty dead on wouldn’t you say? You know that mouse would be a HUGE seller around here.

    I may just have to market that idea.


    Yeah, that damn “manogram” looks like a torture device.
    ~m

    Grimm said this on December 22, 2007 at 5:03 am | Reply

  30. smith….maybe in your house they don’t! come on down to australia, you man you….we do things a bit differently here sunshine…
    :wink:

    anonymum said this on December 23, 2007 at 4:58 pm | Reply

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  32. Hahaha, that’s so funny, this it’s the reality. Sorry women :D

    Thanks for the link, David.
    This was a cheat post that took on a life all its own.
    Thanks too for laughing. It is funny . . .
    ~m

    David said this on January 06, 2008 at 2:18 am | Reply

  33. LOL!!!

    Tanks.
    ~m

    ilusionespasajeras said this on January 06, 2008 at 12:57 pm | Reply

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