Girl Tools
Matching Cars
Good God, it’s true
It’s all about convenience, isn’t it?
And my personal favorite . . . (though it makes me wince)
smiles,
~m
If women ruled the world
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Look who’s here . . .
Go on, click it. I double dog dare ya
Boston Red Sox- Boston Celtics
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writerchick
December 12, 2007 at 8:39 pm
I have to say, the manogram is a brilliant idea. Because if such a thing existed, perhaps medical science wouldn’t be quite so quick to develop any more painful and humiliating medical procedures for women.
WC
sulz
December 12, 2007 at 8:44 pm
exactly what does the manogram do, or detect?
Deborah
December 12, 2007 at 9:17 pm
I agree with writerchick. The custom mouse is also cool.
thedesktop
December 12, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Ok, WC, so you’d rather get cancer and die slowly and painfully than go through a short X-ray? They probably would have manograms if testicular cancer was more common.
Also, the compact mouse would render the mouse part of it useless, sending us back into the C-64 ages. Improper speedometers would cause unheard-of road accidents, which would make insurance costs skyrocket.
I’ll have to disagree with this mass email. If women ruled the world, they wouldn’t all be mindless blonde bimbos, and they would probably have the common sense to not fuck it up.
Tweety
December 13, 2007 at 2:17 am
ROTFLMAO! Loving the how-fast-am-I-going-meter. And the tools, that’s hot. I hate those shoes with wooden soles, I guess that’s the only thing they’re good for!
cathryn101
December 13, 2007 at 3:43 am
I have to admit the manogram was quite amusing.
anonymum
December 13, 2007 at 5:23 am
what annie said!
LMFAO…i’m lovin’ that!!
RK
December 13, 2007 at 6:21 am
very funny!! nice post
RK
anonymum
December 13, 2007 at 7:40 am
and i meant to ask…what makes you think women DON’T rule the world?
other than the manogram that is??
fari bradley
December 13, 2007 at 7:47 am
That is a mistake, if women ruled the world cars would be highly decorative and electrically powered.
Sivaram
December 13, 2007 at 8:33 am
Good that women do not rule the world.
InterstellarLass
December 13, 2007 at 11:35 am
ha ha! I’m glad I fall somewhere beyond these jokes though. I’m the one that re-aligned all the drawer rail installs after Nick’s try at it resulted in wonky drawers. Then I drilled all the holes, screws, and hardware on our new cabinets. And I can use a power saw too. If I ruled the world, things would be much better.
Gerry
December 13, 2007 at 11:55 am
God help this country if Hillary gets the helm along with San Fran Nan as speaker of the House
Red
December 13, 2007 at 3:45 pm
I don’t use a shoe as a hammer, I use a remote control.
Jersey
December 13, 2007 at 9:36 pm
If women ruled the world…does that mean cosmetics school would be up there rather than law and accounting ?
randi713
December 13, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Hahaha, love the manogram, maybe it could tell us gay from straight
contrabunny
December 13, 2007 at 11:04 pm
After having a “bite lip” kind of day, I got a kick out of the “girl-dometer.”
aniche
December 14, 2007 at 1:46 am
the manogram looks kinda kinky. we guys would probably end up humpin’ that too
betty
December 14, 2007 at 8:05 am
that’s just hilarious!!
aniche, lol true..true!!
Gloriyah
December 14, 2007 at 1:27 pm
well… I think guys go through enough checking their prostrate coz now it isn’t just for the elderly!
juliobessa
December 14, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Gostei do mouse…Boa idéia.
Pam
December 14, 2007 at 7:12 pm
I thought this was pretty funny. Whoever came up with it was just having fun. Fun is good-light is good-reading into it so much -That’s bad.
Spaz
December 17, 2007 at 6:27 pm
What do you mean by “If” ?!!!!
(Totally aligned with Anonymum here……….)
Lynn
December 18, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Funny one! Yes, I have actually used a shoe as a hammer!
murderofravens
December 19, 2007 at 12:39 am
‘mum said:
Well, last time I checked, it’s not the man who assumes the doggy position.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
debambam
December 19, 2007 at 6:25 am
My favorite bumper sticker of all time?
“When god made men, she was only joking”
Not really a comment on all that really funny stuff up there, but it did make me think of it!
Sorry it’s been so long buddy, as usual I’ve missed some great stuff. Like I said to Sarah F though, thank goodness for archives
Cheers, Kelly
nyagah
December 20, 2007 at 5:26 am
eeeerm the ‘penogram’ looks kinda painful and i speak for all the dudes in this world when i say…..”NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! shall women rule the world(read that in a terrorist accent hahahaha)”
Grimm
December 22, 2007 at 5:03 am
Yep, that last one definitely had me cringing. Those pics are pretty dead on wouldn’t you say? You know that mouse would be a HUGE seller around here.
I may just have to market that idea.
anonymum
December 23, 2007 at 4:58 pm
smith….maybe in your house they don’t! come on down to australia, you man you….we do things a bit differently here sunshine…
David
January 06, 2008 at 2:18 am
Hahaha, that’s so funny, this it’s the reality. Sorry women
ilusionespasajeras
January 06, 2008 at 12:57 pm
LOL!!!