Buffalo Theory
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the”Buffalo Theory” to his buddy, Norm…
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members…. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers!”
Props to Beuks for the find.
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No Lo VeO ClarO » La teoria del Buffalo said this on October 07, 2007 at 8:03 pm |
That other comment didn’t make sense. Pretend I said “that’s what she said!”
The DT said this on October 07, 2007 at 9:36 pm |
any excuse huh??
anonymum said this on October 08, 2007 at 3:32 am |
HA!! Hilarious! I knew there was a reason why I was so shmaaart!!
carnealian said this on October 08, 2007 at 8:20 am |
Yes, of course! It all makes sense now!!!
nittanybri said this on October 08, 2007 at 8:53 am |
Stupid and sober – that’s me!
Lolly said this on October 08, 2007 at 8:56 am |
Of course beer makes you smart, after all it made Bud weiser
Gerry said this on October 08, 2007 at 2:27 pm |
I guess there’s a problem if there aren’t any smart brain cells to begin with
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spasmicallyperfect said this on October 08, 2007 at 5:44 pm |
I just loved Cliff on Cheers. Absolute A-1. He was the reason I watched Cheers.
Matty said this on October 08, 2007 at 10:37 pm |
I love that show, and i REALLY love that theory! KUDOS to beer drinkers everywhere!
joebec said this on October 09, 2007 at 12:27 pm |