Top Ten Signs Your Easter Bunny is losing his MoJo
- Shows up wearing the costume head and nothing else.
- Reeks of tequila and Easter egg dye.
- Immediately asks if he can have Easter off.
- Refuses to hop because it aggravates his double hernia.
- For an extra 20 bucks, parents can buy an ounce of his special “Easter grass”.
- Only gives the kids candy after they attend his presentation on the time-share condos.
- Keeps muttering something about “infidels” and “jihad”.
- Costume is made from animal skin he scraped off the interstate.
- Habitually licks and grooms himself.
- The enormous ears? Steroids.
Wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter.
You are all in my prayers, whether you celebrate Easter or not…
See you all next week.
And I love hard-boiled eggs.
Oui, je suis tres content. (Hannah’s Genious Here)
I’m outta here!
Gotta hide some ovals . . .