Top Ten Signs Your Easter Bunny is losing his MoJo
- Shows up wearing the costume head and nothing else.
- Reeks of tequila and Easter egg dye.
- Immediately asks if he can have Easter off.
- Refuses to hop because it aggravates his double hernia.
- For an extra 20 bucks, parents can buy an ounce of his special “Easter grass”.
- Only gives the kids candy after they attend his presentation on the time-share condos.
- Keeps muttering something about “infidels” and “jihad”.
- Costume is made from animal skin he scraped off the interstate.
- Habitually licks and grooms himself.
- The enormous ears? Steroids.
Wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter.
You are all in my prayers, whether you celebrate Easter or not…
See you all next week.
And I love hard-boiled eggs.
Oui, je suis tres content. (Hannah’s Genious Here)
I’m outta here!
Gotta hide some ovals . . .
~m
hmurph
April 06, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Wow. That Hannah really knows her french.
Nie Pic. Maybe I should get some big floppy ears and wear them on Easter morning when we are hunting for eggs.=)
~H
anonymum
April 06, 2007 at 9:52 pm
have a great easter yourself…and don’t wear the easter bunny out too much…if he does starts flagging, find some guinness for him, i hear it has medicinal properties
writerchick
April 06, 2007 at 11:00 pm
lol – that’s just wrong. happy easter buddy.
wc
Doodle Zenovka
April 07, 2007 at 5:08 am
Very fun! Thanks for the laugh.
Moe
April 07, 2007 at 10:58 am
LOL… Happy Easter!
~Kelsey
Marti
April 07, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Oh that is so cute! Loved the jokes – needed a laugh – thanks!
Best wishes to you for a great Easter weekend!
Red
April 07, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Doh! You found me socks!
Happy Easter MrMichael :]
Lolly
April 07, 2007 at 4:52 pm
That picture is hilarious!
Happy Easter.
debambam
April 07, 2007 at 5:01 pm
LOL!! Thats a goodun…the pic and the ten signs!
Happy Easter!
Kelly
~m
April 08, 2007 at 6:36 pm
I’m all about the forbidden ‘blanket’ comment tonight.
Sounds like the picture went over well.
Saw it, loved it, posted it.
Thanks for commenting Hannah, Amum, WC, Doodles, Moe, Marti, Red, Lolly and Kel.
~m
InterstellarLass
April 09, 2007 at 1:48 am
Thankfully smell-o-vision hasn’t yet been invented. Tee hee hee. And since when is tequila part of the Easter celebration? And why didn’t I know this?
krkbaker
April 09, 2007 at 9:00 pm
This reminded me of my boss, which is sad in an almost hilarious sort of way. Great post. Kim
krkbaker
April 11, 2007 at 7:13 am
Well, he wears womens underwear and reeks of Jack Daniels, is that close enough?